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i have a friend/acquaintance/frienemy/douche that I know that also watches the voice, and actually has cable. since i don’t, i watch it later each night, after it goes online. since tonight was the finale, i asked him not to give me spoilers because he sometimes does without thinking. so instead he had his roommate text me the winner instead (or at least that’s what his roommate says).

first world problems, i’m surrounded by a horde of asshats and i can’t avoid them.

Seems totally relevant. 

My roommate is apparently ignoring me and eating dinner in her room…

Whatever, I hope your room smells like fish for days.

rikori:

consultingsonic:

hallsofthenephilim:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

You are missed, you compassionate, ridiculous, wonderful man.

I can’t get over how cute that croc there looks as it gets hugged

It is looking super happy to be cuddled 

But his eye is like “omfg steve’s touching me I WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE FOR THS”

I miss this man…

i loved him, i was so sad when he died.

(via victyrion)

jadehariey:

GUYS CAN WE JUST

(via ruinedchildhood)

Ugh I clearly have to stay off tumblr today because it reminds me how bitter I am about not knowing my own father.

did-you-kno:

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What a coincidence, I also do this.